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Toastmaker
01-26-2010, 01:49 PM
Next time someone bitches about the politically incorrect Polish jokes - show them this story. . .

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,583914,00.html

Snuffy
01-26-2010, 02:38 PM
"The undertaker saved my life. I am so grateful," Guzy said. "The first thing I did when I got out of hospital was take him a pot of honey."


What? you mean he didn't try to find someone to sue?

WTF?

Uncleal
01-26-2010, 03:02 PM
Kinda reminds me of the Medical Examiner in JAWS, who stated the cause of death as a "Boating Accident"

Wonder How Long that horse's ass of a doctor, kept his medical license after this story came out ? ;)

Skarbo
01-26-2010, 04:30 PM
Next time someone bitches about the politically incorrect Polish jokes - show them this story. . .


Wait a minute here................My last name ends in a ski.........:unhappy: :D

They must not have coroners over there if he was being buried the same day??






BTW I think I have heard EVERY Polock joke

Toastmaker
01-26-2010, 04:43 PM
Hmmm. . . Skarboski. . . not easy to pronounce -



:beach3:

Uncleal
01-26-2010, 05:41 PM
BTW I think I have heard EVERY Polock joke[/SIZE]

There almost as many 'Polock' Jokes, as there are 'Blonde' Jokes

I once told a Blonde joke, in a Polish Bar. I told everyone to gather around me, as I didn't want to explain it, more than once

Snuffy
01-26-2010, 05:43 PM
... BTW I think I have heard EVERY Polock joke

K,

Lets try this, why do pollacks have ski on the end of their names?





:faintthud:



give up yet?






:p


Yer really gonna love this one ...














:diespam:


















:D




Because toboggan was too difficult to spell ...

Skarbo
01-26-2010, 06:17 PM
That's so old my grandfather told me that one...:laugh:

Uncleal
01-26-2010, 06:29 PM
K,

Lets try this, why do pollacks have ski on the end of their names?





:faintthud:



give up yet?






:p


Yer really gonna love this one ...














:diespam:


















:D




Because toboggan was too difficult to spell ...




Yeah . . that's from the same era as:

Why are there no ice cubes in Poland ???

Cause the old Lady with the receipe died