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Toastmaker
09-04-2009, 08:10 PM
I have a little poem to pass on that I got from my brother and I think it's kind of fun;

THE DOGGIES



The dogs they had a meeting
They came from near and far
Some came by motorbus, some came by motorcar
When they came into the meeting hall
Each dog could take a look
Where they had to hang their assholes
Up high upon a hook.

And when they were assembled
Each canine son and sire
Some no-good Bulldog son of a bitch
Jumped up and hollered - "Fire!!"

Now all were in a panic
T'was hell upon to look
As the dogs each grabbed at random
An asshole from a hook
Now the assholes were all mixed up
Which made each doggie sore
To have to wear another dog's ass
He'd never worn before

Now that is why until this day
A dog will leave a bone
To run and smell another dog's ass
To see if it is his own !


Fin

Lucky Dog
09-05-2009, 03:42 AM
.......still lookin' for mine.............