Not exactly a Dawin Awards candidate

[Snuffy]

But he's close ...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,517702,00.html

[Blue Devil]

Well, ...

...that explains how Al Franken did so well, ...ah.

Now, ...to get the whole state to urinate off a bridge on the day before the next election...

[Uncleal]

My all-time favorite Darwin Award recipient. Is the Goober who drank Beer all day-long, then decided to Bungee jump off the bridge, when he arrived at the center of the bridge. He relized he forgot his Bungee-cord, forced to improvise, he located a spool of steel cable, turns out he was very good at estimating the amount of cable needed. Or he was a lucky improvisor. He tied one end to the bridge, one end to his foot, and jumped. His foot was never found

Also was fond, of the beach-goer who sought shelter from the wind. So he dug an immense hole in the sand 8 feet wide, 8 feet long, and 8 feet Deep.
Put his beach chair at the bottom, and sat there sheltered from the wind.
Then about an hour later,. . the sand dried out, the hole collapsed forming his grave
Took a backhoe two hours to dig him out:laugh: